Erm, I prefer my naughty women untamed.

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The Rascal’s Guide by Biff Bang Pow on Flickr.

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I like how he continues to grip the book, as if it’s required.  

OR THE SPELL IS BROKEN.

Also, there is something weird going on with her left foot, but I’m scared to look too closely…

robotcosmonaut:

Nympho Librarian

“You DO realize that’s the Sorcerer’s cat, right?  No doubt spying on you.  Stealing your secrets.  You should be more careful with your spell books.”

“Ha!  I invite you to examine what I left open on the table there.”

“…really?  ’Professional Baking, 4th Edition’?  That’s what the cat was reading?”

“Indeed.  Last week it was a book of muffin recipes.”

“Well then. That explains the incredibly tasty muffins at the Sorcerer’s place, doesn’t it?”

pedalfar:

Every cat knows this is how life should be.

(Source: thebeldam, via amaki09)

Wheee!  Let’s break it down:

- How is she staying upright?  Is the dog balancing her weight by yanking backwards?  But the dog’s leaning on her.  Physics is just wrong in this holy place.

- That dog looks absurdly happy.

- Do all nuns wear stockings?

- Mother Superior lurks by the incongruous fresh produce display… and watches.

- A PET BOOK.  Really?  Really?

(Source: schundundschmutz, via televandalist)

“Huh.  Needs more werewolves and teen romance.”

(via thehiddenscience)

“So…. if we have sex you’re no longer the Homicidal Virgin?”

“Exactly. I’ll be the Previously Homicidal Virgin. The Once Virginal Homicidal… uh, something…”

“Will there be killing?  And sex?”

“Of course, dear.”

“That’s all that matters.”

(Source: seasepulchre, via whatshewanted)

The Hungry Tree.

By wytrab8 on DeviantArt.

Amazon book reviews of the Bible, many quite awesome.